shut up, bullshit mailing list i never signed up to

An email reads:

Joshua Radin is the uniquely word-of-mouth global success story that’s just about to get a whole lot bigger. His anthems for the heartbroken and dispossessed have appeared on hit TV shows including Scrubs, Grey’s Anatomy, One Tree Hill, House and 90210. Joshua’s recent sold-out London show provided evidence of his organic growth.

That “uniquely word-of-mouth” thing will of course have nothing at all to do with his music being placed on “hit TV shows including Scrubs, Grey’s Anatomy, One Tree Hill, House and 90210″.

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shut up, dean heslop

This guy is a massive bellend.

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placebo’s ‘amazing 2009′ in pr headlines

Nobody needs this many press releases for such an average indie rock band.

Mar 11th: Placebo rehearsal invite – Tuesday 17th March
Mar 16th: Placebo To Release New Album ‘Battle For The Sun’ June 8th
Mar 26th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE TRACK LISTING FOR NEW ALBUM ‘BATTLE FOR THE SUN’
Apr 7th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE WARM UP SHOWS
Apr 21st: PLACEBO RELEASE NEW SINGLE “FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH” ON JUNE 1ST
May 26th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE UK AND IRISH TOUR IN DECEMBER
May 27th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE OF NEW ALBUM ‘BATTLE FOR THE SUN’
Jun 24th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCED AS ITUNES FESTIVAL HEADLINE ACT ON JULY 14TH
Jul 15th: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE NEW SINGLE ‘THE NEVER-ENDING WHY’ RELEASED SEPTEMBER 7TH
Aug 14th: Placebo release date change – single ‘The Never-Ending Why’ now released September 14th
Oct 22nd: PLACEBO ANNOUNCE FREE TOUR BUNDLE – FANS CAN SIGN UP AND GET TRACKS FROM TOUR BANDS
Nov 6th: PLACEBO WIN BEST ALTERNATIVE ACT AT MTV EMAs
Dec 1st: PLACEBO TO RELEASE NEW SINGLE ‘BRIGHT LIGHTS’ ON FEB 8TH – UK TOUR STARTS NEXT WEEK!

That’s 13 press releases in the space of nine months. You do the math(s).

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