without a doubt the most wrote about celebrity…
This was accompanied by a less-than-subtle and quite hideously airbrushed photo which came with a ‘(c) Photographs by Zoo’ watermark.
I felt visually raped.
Flyin’ Bird Entertainment Present Exclusively….
KERRY KATONA
OFFICIAL CLUB TOUR | WITH FABULOUS PARTIES
The UK’s biggest celeb
Sorry… what?
has put together her own unique club tour…
She’s put it together herself? So why have we been sent this wonderful offer from her AGENT?
Expect the most explosive star in MTV history to lock out your venue with the mention of her name!
Kerry is set to rock venues across the UK and Europe on this exclusive tour.
This is the FIRST time a star of this calibre has embarked on an event like this…
I’m intrigued – do carry on.
Each venue will have:
Branding for flyers provided
Holy shit that’s amazing.
Kerry Katona Live PA/Hosting the event (Either/Or)
Kerry’s Favourite DJ Kay performing a 60 minute set
Meet and Greet with Kerry and pictures
CD Giveaways
Some dates will also be filmed for future transmission
Pictures from the event syndicated to magazines/newspapers across the UK**KERRY IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST WROTE ABOUT CELEBRITY, COVERED IN EVERY PAPER AND MAGAZINE ACROSS THE UK NEARLY EVERY WEEK WITHOUT FAIL! PUBLIC INTEREST IS NEVER FAR AWAY FROM THIS ENIGMA!**
Once this tour is full no further dates will be added, this is on a first come first serve basis
CONTACT **** for fee’s and availability, this won’t be around long so book NOW!
What a cunt.
I misread Fabulous Parties as Fabulous Panties.
That would be the only reason to book the UK’s biggest celebrity Car Crash…
“PUBLIC INTEREST IS NEVER FAR AWAY FROM THIS ENIGMA”
Enigma?! ENIGMA? Do these fucktards even know what that word means?!
PLEASE get her at fandango, maybe support from we are the physics
“Expect the most explosive star in MTV history to lock out your venue with the mention of her name!”
So one mention of her name and the venue locks the doors? Very wise.
Actually, book her for the 21st July. That’d be beyond amazing.
My favourite part was ” PUBLIC INTEREST IS NEVER FAR AWAY FROM THIS ENIGMA!**”
Enigma?? really.
Holy fuck. If a carcrash celebrity mum had to die, In my darkest moments I wish it’d been her instead of Jade.