Email sent at the end of 2007.

Hope you are well and you dont mind my emailing you.

Please let me introduce ****.
We are an Indie-Electro Manchester based three-piece currently on our FIRST SELF-BOOKED UK TOUR.

I think it’s safe to say that most bands self-book their first tours, but well done anyway.

On Tuesday 16th October we visit the LONDON LARK (Islington) and would like to invite you along to be part of a great night as we showcase our music to some of Londons finest ears.

We think you will enjoy our live experience and the energy that we put across from the stage.
Our music is purely song based (therefore melodic and anthemic) and is both mainstream and cutting edge.

Oh, fuck off.

If you are interested in coming to see us at the LONDON LARK

Got the name of the venue wrong. Twice.

next tuesday then please be in touch so that with your consent we can;

* Send you an MP3 of our music and/or link to our homepage (ALREADY ATTACHED PLEASE Check us out)

I didn’t give you my ‘consent’, you utter bastards.

* Send our biography/photos/press cuttings

It’s generally best you send this sort of thing anyway.

* Add your name (and guest/s) to the guestlist
* Provide you with more detailed information about the gig
* Provide you with more detaled information about ****

We didn’t want to fill your Inbox with large files

Just fill it with a load of bumf that wastes my time then [until I can use it two-and-a-half years later in a blog... but... y'know...].

and so would prefer to have your permission to do so.
If you want to know more about **** or you intend to come along to the showcase then please be in touch.

Weep. Their Myspace page has now been deleted.