“very large prestigous venue lol”
Sent sometime in 2008…
Hi!
we are an Alternative rock band called ****.
We have already achieved alot ourselves but feel that with the right help and direction we could really take it to the next level…that where you come in!
A little bit of info on us:
We are a three piece from Bournemouth-south of England and have been described as ‘Epic,alternative experimental rock that is as catchy as it is brooding’,we have been around for a couple of years and already have a strong following in our hometown.
We have literally gigged our arses off playing in places like Southampton,London,Brighton,Bristol,Birmingham,Sheffield and Wales to name a few.
In 2006 we won the county over 18s battle of the bands,then in 2007 we won the Rock Poole battle of the bands,headlined the soundstorm stage at the Sound Festival,played at a packed out Bournemouth Firestation (very large prestigous venue lol),met Zane Lowe and gave him a CD,oh and lets not forget magically making a bass fly through the air! (footage of which is on our youtube channel)
We plan on making 2008 even better though!
We arent gonna stop until we are signed and playing in front of thousands (and we still wont stop there).
There is much to enjoy here including the dreaded “next level” – expect that a lot. Sigh.
They’ve won not one but TWO Battle Of The Bands competitions. “ROCK POOLE”, though, I GET IT. THAT’S FUNNY.
They gave a CD to Zane Lowe???! Holy batshit, that’s utterly ground-breaking.
“Brooding”? Shut up, journalists.
… and so on.
They’re the sort of band you’d imagine playing competent rock and posing for photos in empty car parks.
*checks out the website*
Ah.



Yes, but they have no buttocks because they literally gigged them off, “lol”.
not to mention they LITERALLY gigged their arses off.. sounds painful