this one was almost certainly written by the bassist
This is the band biography which gave us BLOG EPIPHANY! Here it is for you to enjoy in its entire glory… but please be prepared for face-ache…
**** ARE A TIGHT 3 PEICE BAND FROM LICHFIELD AND RUGELEY IN THE SOUTH OF STAFFORSHIRE ENGLAND WITH ONE MISSION……………TO PUT MUSIC BACK TO HOW IT SHOULD BE, FROM HEAVY BEATS TO SCREAMING MELODIES AND PICTURE PERFECT LYRICS THE **** ARE DOING IT ALL….THERE WAY…..THERE DRUMMER **** HAS SKILLS THAT FAR EXCEED HIS 20 YEARS ON THE PLANET WITH TRAVIS BARKER ESQUE FILLS UP BEAT RHYTHEMS AND OFF BEATS TO DIE FOR, BACKED UP BY HIS SUPER CONFIDENT AND BEAUTIFULY RHYTHEMIC BASSEST **** FORM A SOLID AND DIVERSE BACK BONE TO THE EXTRA ORINARITY INFECTIOUS AND METHODICAL SONG WRIGHTING SKILLS OF ****. THE WAY THAT HIS VERSES SOUND LIKE CHOURUSES WAITING TO HAPPEN, SLIDING SOFTLY INTO BRIDGES JUST TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY INTO THE MIND OF THE CHOURUS, THEN DROPING LIKE A BOMB. EVERY SONG IS GROWING IN LYRICAL CONTENT AND CHORD PROGRESSINS NOT SEEN IN HIS ERA,IF EVER. BACKED UP BY A FULL AND POWERFULL VOCAL RANGE THAT WORKS IN HARMONEY WITH SOFT SLOW LOVE SONG INTO FAST BELTING SCREAMERS. THIS BAND IS MAKING WAVES IN MUSIC WITH EVERY GIG THEY GROW IN CONFIDENCE, STATURE AND ADMIRATION IN THE EYES OF THOSE LUCKY ENOUGH TO CATCH A BAND OF THIS CALIBER IN LOCAL PUBS AND SMALL VENUES. WHERE WILL THEY GO…..WHERE WILL IT END????? WATCH THIS SPACE……… “THERE SOUND IS LIKE THE BEST OF THE 90′s BRIT POP WITH A NEW EXCITING TWIST”……….SURFACE UNSIGHNED “**** ARE WITHOU DOUBT ONE OF THE MOST HARD WORKING AND ENTHUSIASTIC BAND OUT THERE”…..MATT WIDE AWAKE PROMOTIONS “MUSIC OF THE PEOPLE”……..SI REVES TOP PRODUCER “YOUR BAND IS SHIT”………CHRISTOPHER LANG MUSIC CRITIC AND BEST MATE
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just found out who they are by googling the first line, will be sure to avoid them now!
Really hard to read with al the _very_ bad spelling etc. I think I’ll just leave them to their song ‘wrighting’ sounds like it should be wheels & ships not music.
“your band is shit”… quality.
Oh no, my fucking ears. Found their MySpace, wish I hadn’t. I like how the use of colour in the band logo reveals the secret message of “THOR”. I wish a great big viking god hammer would crush all their musical equipment to spare the world’s ears.
Found them…they have a song called Roll and Survive…checks out the song at 36 seconds and think The Las, Timeless Melody. In fact you won’t even need to think at that point it’s the same song. Even the words.
total waste of a good drummer…someone give that guy a job
lyrically they are deep and incredibly profound for, what I assume are, 9 year-olds…but why would a verse want to sound like a chorus waiting to happen?